No, no. That doesn't seem right...

During a discussion about Disney movies, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves came up. Someone (I cannot remember who) asked what the names of all the dwarves were*. So we started listing them:

"Uhh, let's see... Happy."
"Um, Dopey. Sleepy."
"Hungry?"
"No, that's not one."
"Oh. Was there a Sneezy?"
"Yeah, Sneezy. And Grumpy"
"Doc! Doc's one, right?"
"Yeah, he's one. OK, wait. Who all do we have so far? Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sleazy-- no, wait, that's not one. Hah, unless it's, like, the porno Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"Ooh, that list would be more fun!"
"OK, so Happy could stay. Add Sleazy."
"Gropey."
"Creepy."
"Hah, Creepy. Nice. Who'd replace Doc? Oh, and Bashful. That's who we were missing before."

...We have our own list of dwarves now. I think there's more than 7. We keep adding to the list.



*For the record, the original 7 are Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, and Doc.